Perfectly bizarre # 1

Somebody is operating us from beyond the moon
And, all American officials love getting blown in Area 51.
It's a party, all light years. Gurgling spaceships and foaming beers.

Neil Armstrong does a cabaret and Rakesh Sharma stares at his pants.

(Aww! Look at this really cute baby Neil Armstrong, so sad I am making him do cabaret in this. Picture taken from Ohio Historical Society website)